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Vol. 7 Number 12
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Forward - Put The Glass Down
Joke - With Friend
Recently In News
Short Messages

 
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Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak.
Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
--Winston Churchill
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Forward : Put The Glass Down

A professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it.

He held it up for all to see, asked the students, 'How much do you think this glass weighs?'

'50gms!' .... '100gms!' ......'125gms' ......the students answered.

'I really don't know unless I weigh it,' said the professor, 'but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?'

'Nothing' the students said.

'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.

'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the students.

'You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?'

'Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress, paralysis.

Have to go to hospital for sure!' ventured another student, all the students laughed.

'Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change? ' asked the professor.

'No' the students said.

Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?'

The students were puzzled.

'Put the glass down!' said one of the students.

'Exactly!' said the professor.' Life's problems are something like this.

Hold it for a few minutes in your head, they seem OK.

Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.

It's important to think of the challenges (problems) in your life, but even more important to 'put them down' at the end of every day before you go to sleep.

That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh & strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!'

Remember to 'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY'

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Joke : With Friend

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.

They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings.

Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:

"Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called... Really? That's wonderful.... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with You."

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Recently In News
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This image provided by Britain's Department of Health showing a healthy lung, left and a diseased lung, right, is one of the graphic pictures to be place on packs of cigarettes to discourage smokers. Words failed to stamp out smoking, so Britain will require graphic pictures of diseased organs on cigarette packs next year, the government announced Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007. The images include a diseased lung, a chest cut open for heart surgery, and a large tumor on a man's neck. In all, Britain chose 15 images from a selection developed by the European Commission. Britain will be the first member of the European Union to require such warnings, Health Secretary Alan Johnson said. The new warnings will be required on cigarette packs in the second half of 2008, the department said. (AP Photo/Department of Health/ho)


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Revellers fight inside tomato pulp during the annual "Tomatina" (tomato fight) in the Mediterranean village of Bunol, near Valencia, August 29, 2007. The origin of the tomato fight is disputed - everyone in Bunol seems to have a favourite story - but most agree it started around 1940, in the early years of the dictatorship of General Francisco Franco. REUTERS/Andrea Comas(SPAIN)


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Kuchou-fuku Chief Executive Officer,Hiroshi Ichigaya, poses with fans from an 'air-conditioned' jacket at the company's offices in Saitama Prefecture northwest of Tokyo August 17, 2007. Two small fans sewn into the back of each garment and powered by a pocket-sized rechargeable battery pack circulate air across the wearer's skin, evaporating perspiration and keeping temperatures down -- a welcome respite from Japan's mid-summer humidity and record-breaking heat in recent days. (Michael Caronna/Reuters)


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A woman takes part in the Peserta International Kite Festival Sunday Aug. 19, 2007 in Yogyakarta, Indonesia. Kite flying is a popular pastime in Indonesia. (AP Photo/Ali Lutfi)

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Short Messages
Finally the Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed 
it can take a picture of a woman
with her mouth shut...

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
  that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife,
  jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Cheat and love, But dont love and cheat...
Think and love, But dont love and think..
Break the heart and love,
But dont love and then break the Heart.....

Experience makes one modified.
Training makes one qualified.
But, Involvement alone makes everyone Satisfied!
So do all work with involvement.
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