ePremal Newsletter
Vol. 8 Number 2
https://epremal.tripod.com/

In this issue :
Quote
Forward - How to kill your mother-in-law
Joke - Investment Planning
Recently In News
Short Messages

 
Quote
The best index to a person's character is
(a) How he treats people who can't do him any good, and
(b) How he treats people who can't fight back.
-- Abigail Van Buren
Top
Forward : How to kill your mother-in-law

This one is for all the Bahu's or Bahu's To Be(its little long but worth the time).

A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.

Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li's poor husband a great distress.

Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it. Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.

Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you."

Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do. Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving.

Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. "Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen." Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.

Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law and treated her like her own mother.

After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.

The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter.

Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law. She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her."

Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her."

HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return." God might be trying to work in another person's life through you. Send this to your friends and spread the POWER OF LOVE.

Remember, if you delete this mail nothing will happen. No one will die or fall sick. But... if you send it to others you may change their life. After all you have got nothing to lose, but a lot to gain.

Top - More forwards

// ePremal // Mails // Group // Subscribe //
// Last Issue // Archives //
Top

Joke : Investment Planning

Here's an investment planning story you might enjoy:

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father dies. He decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Top
Recently In News
(Courtesy : Reuters, Associated Press & Yahoo! News)
If the image doesn't open, click here.
Photo

The Anak Krakatau (Child of Krakatau) volcano sends up powerful clouds of hot gasses, rocks, and lava as a fishing boat is moored offshore early Thursday Nov. 8, 2007, in the Sunda Straits between Java and Sumatra, Indonesia. Sending a boom echoing across the bay, the volcano known as the 'Krakatau's Child' unleashes another eruption, but while impressive, the eruption was nothing compared to what took place in 1883 at this spot, when Anak Krakatau's predecessor blew apart in one of the most devastating eruption in recorded history.(AP Photo/Ed Wray)


If the image doesn't open, click here.
Photo

A combination photo shows Italy's famous leaning tower of Pisa (L) pictured on June 15, 2001 and a German 15th century church with its tilting tower in the small northern German village of Suurhusen November 7, 2007. The Guinness Book of World Records has ruled that a church steeple in Germany, not the famous leaning tower of Pisa, is the most tilted tower in the world. The 25.7-meter church tower tilts at an angle of 5.07 degrees, while the tower of Pisa tilts at just 3.97 degrees, said Olaf Kuchenbecker, head of Guinness's German edition. Although its tilt angle is greater than Pisa's, it is less than half the height of the Italian tower and has none of its ornate beauty. (Staff/Files/Reuters)


If the image doesn't open, click here.
Photo

A man poses with Meike van Schijndel's creation "Kisses Urinal" during a photo opportunity at Tokyo Designer's Week 2007 in Tokyo November 1, 2007. The design ends November 4. REUTERS/Kim Kyung-Hoon (JAPAN)


If the image doesn't open, click here.
Photo

A model on the catwalk. According to a team of scientists, a woman who walks with a seductive sway of her hips is unlikely to be ovulating, a finding that sheds light on the complex sexual signals that women give to men.(AFP/File)

Top
Short Messages
May God give u,
Tata ka status,
Vajpayee ki dhiraj,
Laaden ki himmat,
Bill Gates ki income,
Bush ki taaqat, 
baaki...
Sardar ka dimag to hai hee...

U say "Run"
  I ask "How Far"
U say "Swim"
  I ask "How Deep"
U say "Jump"
  I ask "How High"
But if U say
  "GO AWAY"
I'll say "NO WAY"
  That's Friendship.

Smile ever....Sad never...
speak nicely ever....tension never...
share ever...hide never...
care ever....leave never...
Good day ever...

"Erasers are for the people who make errors".
  But it can be better said as
"Erasers are for the people
  who are willing to correct their mistakes".
Top
 

This weekly newsletter is sent to willing receivers every Sunday.
Please feel free to forward this message to everyone who will love it!
If someone sent you this mail & you liked it, then maybe you should join.
To modify your subscription, please send a blank email to:
Subscribe : ePremal-Subscribe@YahooGroups.Com
Un-subscribe : ePremal-Unsubscribe@YahooGroups.Com
This list is FREE, it may be politically incorrect, and it may contain adult humor that could be considered offensive by some people.

// ePremal // Mails // Group // Subscribe //
// Last Issue // Archives //
/ This mail sent through YahooGroups! /
Top
Site Meter Tue 13 Nov 07