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Here are the tips for the boss from a poor employee, but I wonder why he gives it, anyway...
- Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4.00 p.m.and then bring it to me. I find the challenge of a deadline refreshing.
- If it's really a "rush job", run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.
- Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
- If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies don't open the door for me. I need to learn to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training.
- If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority one. I am psychic.
- Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
- If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If word gets out, it could mean a promotion.
- If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.
- If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. There is no reason to confuse me with useful information.
- Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
- Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to feel wanted.
forwarded by : Smeeta
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