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Upgrade from Girl-friend to Wife

Last year I upgraded from Girl-friend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 crash the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favourite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I am thinking about going back to Girl-friend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this program.

Can you help me, please !!!

REPLY FROM TECHNICAL SUPPORT :
Ref : Upgrade from Girl-friend to Wife

This is a very common problem that male users complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girl-friend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a Utilities & Entertainment Programme.

Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to un-install, delete or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girl-friend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

Some have tried to install Girl-friend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I feel the best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGISE. In fact I would suggest that you use this command every-time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but requires very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support

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