Dear Friends

Sorry for another break and to keep you all waiting. But no matter how much I wish to send my mails to you all, it keeps on running away from me.

Thanks to all of you for keeping me updated regarding your new mail ids & phone nos., but please note that for updating email id for this newsletter you have to personally go to the change page and do the needful.

And thanks to all of you for visiting my site in such great numbers, it does charge me up.

Bye & take care,
Premal Hathiwala

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

1. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
    
2. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
    
3. Life's briefest moment is the time between reading the sign on the freeway and realizing you just missed your exit.
    
4. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
    
5. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
    
6. A clear conscience is usually a sign of poor memory.
    
7. After all is said and done, a he _ _ of a lot more is said than done.
    
8. Always remember that one effective way to deal with things that want to eat you is to taste terrible.
    
9. The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a sign that says "No exit".
    
10. If you must choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.
     
11. Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.
     
12. Change is inevitable....Except from vending machines.
     
13. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
     
14. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
     
15. Everybody repeat after me.... We are all individuals.
     
16. Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
     
17. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
     
18. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
     
19. Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
     
20. Half the people you know are below average.
     
21. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not the sport for you.
     
22. Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then it's pretty safe, since you're a mile away AND you have his shoes.

Defining love, the modern way. Click here.

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place...

The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer : "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man : "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife : "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
Man gives his wife a dirty look.

Officer : "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light?"
Man : "I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife : "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
Man gives his wife another dirty look.

Officer : "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man : "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife : "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
Man turns to his wife and yells : "Shut your damn mouth!"

Office turns to the woman and asks,
"Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says : "No, only when he's drunk."