Dear Friends

Its a great pleasure to inform you all that ePremal has completed its first year online.

This first year would not have been possible without the support & faith shown in me by my dear wife and son.

I am also thankful to you, my subscribers, my visitors, family members, friends and well-wishers, for viewing this newletter, recommending & visiting the site in such great numbers which was beyond my imagination a year ago.

Heres hoping for this bond to grow still stronger in the coming year.

Bye & take care,
Premal Hathiwala

"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."
--T.S. Eliot

US asks world to unite against terrorism :
Saathi haath badhana, saathi haath badhana
Ek akela thak jayega, milkar bojh uthana

UK the biggest chamcha of the US is the 1st to extend support :
Ae maalik tere bande hum

Pak pledges support in return for financial help :
Jo tumko ho pasand wahi baat kehenge
Tum din ko agar raat kaho, raat kahenge
Dete na aap saath to mar jaate hum kabhike
Poor hue hai aap se armaan jindagi ke
Hum jindagi ko aapki saugaat kahenge
Tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge

US says it is pleased with Pak's response :
Aap jo mere meet na hote, hotho pe mere geet na hote

Taliban is shocked with the Pak stand :
Bahaaro ne merachaman loot kar
Khija ko ye iljaam kyo de diya?
Kisee ne chalo dushamani kee magar
Ise dosti naam kyu de diya?

India offers re-fuelling facilities to US :
O gore gore, o baa ke chore
kabhi meri gali aaya karo

US says ties with Pak won't affect Indo-US relations :
Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa hai
Magar kya kare apni raahe juda hai

Bush asks Omar to hand over Osama :
Bush : Ay, kya bolta tu?
Omar : Ay, kya mai bolu?
Bush : Sun
Omar : Suna!
Bush : Deta kya Osama?
Omar : Kya karega? Nahi diya to Osama?
Bush : Arrey maarenge, peetenge, bomb barsaayenge, war karenge aur kya?

Taliban refuses to hand over Osama :
Hame tumse pyaar kitna, ye hum nahi jaante
Magar jee nahi sakte, tumhare bina!

As attacks start, Taliban launches anti-aircraft fire, but says US planes too high to be hit :
Meri arji maan le maula
Tu hai sabkuch jaanne wala
Mai hu tera maanne wala
Apni firing lift karaade
Thodi si to lift karaade

In India, Thackeray says there is no point in supporting the US as it is not interested in Kashmiri terrorism :
Tum to thehere pardesi, saath kya nibhaaoge?
Osama pakda jayega to ghar ko laut jaoge

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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick, and he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of minutes later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis"?

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man."

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he said, turned to the man and apologized. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis, Father, but I just read in the paper that the Pope has does."