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Vol. 7 Number 1
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Forward - Windows in Hindi
Joke - Test?
Recently In News
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
--Bernard Meltzer

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Forward : Windows in Hindi

Bill Gates was in India last year. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows version in Hindi. Here are some ofthe Windows related terms that have been approved by Bill Gatesto be used in the Hindi version of...

Atyant Mulayam Khidkiyan

Atyant Mulayam = Microsoft
Khidki = Window
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Madad Pe Madad = Help On Help
Dhoondho = Find
Firse Dhoondho = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Chaara = Options
Bura sandesh yaa phail naam = Bad command or file name
Garbh girao, Firse koshish karo, Naakaamyab = Abort, retry, fail
Chhavo = Tile
Aadmi Bhejo = Send Mail
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Chipkao = Paste
Khaas Chipkao = Paste Special
Mitao = Delete
Kagaz Uper = Page Up
Kagaz Neeche = Page Down
Anth = End
Saaf karo = Clear
Sab Kuch Saaf Karo = Clear All
Makan = Home
Topi Ka Tala = CapsLock
Hathiyaar = Tools
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Chooha = Mouse
Chooha Chalak = Mouse Driver (Software)
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar,Udhar-se-Idhar Wala Danda = Scrollbar
Pardha = Screen
Pardha Bachanewala = Screen Saver
Krimi = Virus
Tika = Anti Virus
Karo = Do
Galthi = Error
Ghusao = Insert
Pahle Ghusao = Insert Before
Beech Mein ghusao = Insert Between
Baadhme Ghusao = Insert After
Chabi Phalak = Key board
Choohhe Ka Bisthar = Mouse Pad
Avaaz Phodney Wali Cheez = Sound Blaster
Antarjatiya Jaal = InterNet
Baath Cheeth Dabba = Dialog Box
Chale? = Exit?

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Joke : Test?

One night 4 MBA students were outing till late night and didn`t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

Then dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days. They said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition test. All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days. The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks.

Q.1. Write down your name -----(2 marks)

Q.2. Which tyre burst --------- (98 marks)!!

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Recently In News
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This undated combo image released by CONAF, Chile's National Forest Service, shows a 2-hectare lake at the Huemules National Park that mysteriously disappeared in the southernmost region of Magallanes, Chile. Park rangers on a routine monthly patrol discovered in late May, 2007, that the lake had dried up. A group of geologists is being sent to the area in the next few days to try to determine what happened to the lake . (AP Photo/CONAF)


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This image from video released by CBS News, shows children in an orphanage in Baghdad, Iraq in June 2007. U.S. and Iraqi soldiers found 24 severely malnourished children in a Baghdad orphanage, some tied to their beds and too weak to stand, the U.S. military said Wednesday June 20, 2007. The U.S. military, which leaked the story and pictures of the orphanage to CBS News earlier this week, said they were all boys between the ages of 3 and 15. (AP Photo/CBS News)


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An employee of Tsukioka Co. Ltd poses with a cup of coffee which contains floating gold characters during the 20th Interphex Japan, Asia's largest pharmaceutical industry exhibition, in Tokyo June 20, 2007. According to the company, the edible pure gold helps to refresh human body. The character reads "longevity". REUTERS/Kim Kyung-Hoon (JAPAN)


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Models pose in a file photo. A Singapore radio station was fined for organizing a contest in which women were asked to remove their bra as quickly as possible from under their clothes. (Stephen Hird/Reuters)

Short Messages
An excellent saying...... .... 
"The Dream is not what you see in sleep..,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep."
Gud morning...
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Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes.
Oh! sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who take bath everyday...
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look at the SUN & you c TIME..

look in the HEART & you c LOVE..

look in the EYES & you c LIFE..

look at ur MOBILE & c who's REMEMBERING U!!!
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Always be the reason of someone's happiness never just a part of it.
Be a part of someone's sadness never the reason for it.
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