Each time you are honest and conduct yourself with honesty,
a success force will drive you toward greater success.
 
Each time you lie, even with a little white lie,
there are strong forces pushing you toward failure.
-- Joseph Sugarman

A Professor at one of the IIMs was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. "Marry him." - That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say :
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says :
"You are very rich! "Can you marry me?!" - That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:
"I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE????????

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An Indian hair stylist, Dinesh Sen, right, gives finishing touches after giving a customer a hair cut in the shape of the Taj Mahal as part of a campaign in Ahmadabad, India, Sunday, June 17, 2007. The Taj Mahal was constructed from 1632 to 1654 by Shah Jahan for his favorite wife, Mumtaz. The Taj Mahal is among the leading contenders to be the new Seven Wonders of the World as a massive poll enters its final month with votes already cast by more than 50 million people, organizers say. The seven winners will be announced July 7, 2007 in Lisbon, Portugal. (AP Photo/Ajit Solanki))

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Cooling off : A woman cools off at a public fountain in downtown Sofia.(AFP/Dimitar Dilkoff)

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A photo provided by the Zoo Safari and Hollywoodpark Stukenbrock shows the zebra and horse crossbreed 'Eclyse' during its presentation to the public in Schloss Holte, Germany, on Wednesday, June 27, 2007. The father of 'Eclyse' is a horse from Italy, where the crossbreed filly was born in 2006, her mother is a zebra from the Safari park. (AP Photo/uripress.de, Udo Richter)

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Composite picture of the Spice Girls. Top photo taken on the grounds of the Royal Observatory in Greenwich, London Thursday June 28, 2007, as they pose for photographers ahead of announcing that they will re-form. Bottom photo taken during the Cannes film festival, May 11, 1997. Top picture L- R Victoria Beckham, Melanie Chisholm, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton and Melanie Brown. Bottom picture L- R Melanie Chisholm, Emma Bunton, Melanie Brown, Victoria Beckham and Geri Halliwell. (AP Photo/ TOP Lefteris Pitarakis/ BOTTOM Remy De La Mauviniere)

Without Love -- dayz are
  Sadday,
  Moanday,
  Tearsday,
  Wasteday,
  Thirstday,
  Frightday,
  Shatterday.. .
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Life ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing,
and love ends when you stop caring.
So dream hope and love...
it makes Life Beautiful
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Do u know why God created gaps between fingers?
so that some, who is very special to u,
comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.
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I m going to write on all the bricks
I MISS U and I wish that one falls on ur head,
so that u know how it hurts
when u miss someone special like u.