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Dear Friends
I have realised that people in general like to critisize others.
People, when they gather, just need someone to talk about & who better then the person who is not present there, so this soul becomes the punching bag for everyone, but then who cares as long as they are having good time.
If one wants to say anything good about anyone, then usually theres not much to say & mostly no one is interested in hearing it too. But if theres something negative about anyone, the list goes on & on, and people also enjoy spicy information about others. No one cares that its only one side of story & the poor soul who is being critisized doesn't get a fair chance to justify his point. But thats life, isn't it?!
Bye, take care & happy reading.
Premal
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If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.
--Anita Koddick
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Forward : Economy of the World
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce
the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows and
naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You go on strike because you want three cows.
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size
of an ordinary cow, and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called
Cowkimon! and market them worldwide.
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
BANGLADESH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know economy.
You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the
country and the other the Leader of the Opposition.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid,
British for technology, French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs
and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and
claim exploitation by the world.
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Joke : Retiring Priest
This is a funny story with a moral:
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in
the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was
chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner.
He was
delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I
heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very
first
person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television
set and,
when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had
stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an
affair with his
boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was
appalled.
But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like that
and I
had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."...
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of
apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation
and gave
his talk.
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the
politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go
to him for confession."
Moral: Never, Never, Never Be Late
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Short Messages
Anger is a condition in which
the tongue works faster than the mind.
You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying over the future.
All people smile in the same language.
God always gives His best to those
who leave the choice with Him.
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