Life is all about timing...
the unreachable becomes reachable,
the unavailable become available,
the unattainable... attainable.
Have the patience, wait it out It's all about timing.
--Stacey Charter

"We will do it" means "You will do it".

"You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you to break your back".

"We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same".

"Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!".

"After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do".

"There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied".

"Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later".

"We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time".

"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

"We had slight differences of opinion" means "We had actually fought".

"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out, no help from me".

"You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

"We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is".

"Well family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

"We are a team" means "I am not the only one to be blamed".

"That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it".

"All the Best" means "You are in trouble".

"For Your Information (FYI)" means "This is my job but you have to finish it. Don't let me remind you again".

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good ... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:

"Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."

Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

"Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."

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Out of the oven fresh : An Afghan youth waits for customers at a bakery in Ghazni.

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Climate cap : Model Mara presents the hat "Klima-Gipfel" (climate summit) by German label " Anna Caroline Menzel" during a photo shooting at the Igedo fashion fair in Duesseldorf, western Germany.(AFP/DDP/Volker Hartmann)

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An employee of Japanese sex goods company Joymind displays the 'gPod', a triple-motor vibrator which connects to music players or mobile phones and has sensors with high, medium and low music frequencies, during the Adult Treasure Expo at Makuhari.(AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno)

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Bollywood actor Aamir Khan smiles as he attends a promotional event for the release of the DVD of his Academy-award nominated movie 'Lagaan' or 'Tax', in Mumbai July 14, 2007. The movie which was made in 2001 is only the third from India to have bagged an Oscar nomination in the best foreign film category. REUTERS/Punit Paranjpe (INDIA)

Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one U marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one U loved becomes the password of Ur mail id"

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...