There are only two ways to fail at anything that you do;
Quit or don't start.

I've learned....
That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned....
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned....
That money, among other things, doesn't buy class.

I've learned....
That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned...
That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned....
That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

I've learned....
That to ignore the facts, does not change the facts.

I've learned....
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned....
That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned....
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned....
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned....
That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

I've learned....
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned....
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned....
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned....
That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned....
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

I've learned....
That when your newly born child holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned....
That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned ...
That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

I've learned....
That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

I've learned....
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've also learned....
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

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He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

He said....Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said....It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

She said...Do you want dinner?
He said... Sure, what are my choices?
She said...Yes and no.

He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.

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A huge dust cloud rolls over the Australian town of Griffith, 400 kilometers (248 miles) southwest of Sydney, Friday, Nov. 29, 2002, after high winds whipped up top soil dried from a prolonged drought. Australia is in the grips of a devestating drought, one of the worst on record, slashing agricultural production across the country. (AP Photo/Jamie Alexander)

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Photo of an advertisement, released Tuesday Nov.12 2002, for anti-fur group PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), which features pop star Sophie Ellis-Bextor holding the body of a dead fox. The ad, due to appear in magazines around the world, was photographed by Mary McCartney Donald, daughter of the late Linda McCartney and former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney. (AP Photo/ PA, Mary McCartney Donald)

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A flower horn fish is on display during an exhibition in Kuala Lumpur, November 13, 2002. Flower horn fish have become popular among exotic aquarium fans, as they are believed to bring good luck. Their value depends on the roundness of the body, color of the fins, pearl spots that represent auspicious Chinese characters and most importantly the bulging 'horn' on the forehead. REUTERS/Zainal Abd Halim

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A handout photo shows the September page of a 2003 calendar depicting 12 images of unfrocked women in provocative scenes inspired by the life of Christ. Italian glamour photographer Alberto Magliozzi, who shot the calendar, features a heavy-breasted Madonna (news - web sites) suckling a child. REUTERS